Crushing And Demolishing Your Pokemon Cards

Someone send me a entire stack of these Pokemon trading cards - what am I supposed to do with this junk? I dont care if any of these are valuable to collectors - Ill just crush them, crumble them and demolish them! I embark by slobbering on a few of them and then crumbling them in my mitts, then I get my high high-heeled shoes and some double-sided gauze - Ill just gauze some to the feet of my high high-heeled slippers and theyll get crushed under my footwear while Im walking. Then I stuff some of them into my footwear - these will be crumbled by my feet! Youll now go after me - very first well meet back up in the parking lot - where I throw some of the cards on the ground and drive over them with my car. The dirty tires not only cover them in the dirt - I also turn the tires on them to grind them into the hard asphalt! Then I get out of the car and start walking - crumbling some more cards and throwing them away, throwing some on the ground and grinding them with my shoes, piercing through them with the heels of my shoes and throwing them into a puddle. In the end all of these precious collectible cards will be destroyed! This is a non-exclusive custom clip for a fan. If you want me to do a custom clip for you, send me an email to com!