Perverse Sauna

Again and again, pathetic sauna voyeurs do their mischief in supposed oases of peace to sate their perverse needs. Do you feel addressed? Let me tell you one thing: should you ever meet Lady Stefanie, Miss Catdeluxe and me in the sauna, our puny talk about your primitive existence will make you shrink so rapidly that it will be damn hard for you to find your little curled up willy under the towel - let alone jerking it off.